Monthly Archives: January 2015

You ever read those Health Wanted Ads while you are playing cards drinking beer taking off your glasses scratching your head bringing the newspaper near your eyes are shot your hair is thin your wife’s attention is only just a … Continue reading →

The reason we are eating these chickens is : They really need a job All this scratching and hen pecking is like living in a barnyard. Secretarial work is beyond them their brains are too small Their legs are not … Continue reading →

Magnetic Kinetic Butt Interchangeable Exchangeable Big size little size even ones with dimples Snap them on Walk while they wiggle If you ever have a Butt ectomy have no fear we have all sizes and you can even buy a … Continue reading →

The Rarebook Man comes quietly into the house a deep sigh sits in the chair and turns on the light The Rarebook Man opens the books just for a look author illustrator date are the things that have happened in … Continue reading →

My husband says my poems are as good as Bennet Cerf’s Oh wait we have to qualify that praise that comes my way Bennet Cerf….. on a middling to fair or even a bad day But then again I can … Continue reading →