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Quiet

It was very quiet And they were together in the room Mr Nothing Happened and His Little Friend , Mr I Was Just Flying Airplanes And Making Them Go Zoom The Chair of NO NO was half way out the … Continue reading

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Brooklyn Bridgeized

You’ve been Brooklyn Bridgeized Mesmerized Looking you straight in the eye But telling you lies Taken in by what he has convinced himself To believe that is absolutely true So much that he has you believing it too It is … Continue reading

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House Arrest

Honestly, Officer The closet door was closed I just opened it to put my coat And a bundle of HEAVY PVC pipes came down upon my delicate little TOES Ouch, it hurt like “you know what” But I iced it … Continue reading

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Spiked Coffee Buzz

Spiked coffee buzz Pick me up and smooth me out Keep reaching for the stars But do so from the couch We are always on the move From the moment that we wake up And put on our shoes It … Continue reading

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Miss Birdseed doesnot go by herself to New Jersey

Miss Birdseed does not go by herself to New Jersey It is not something that appeals to me It is something I just do not do Not to worry Believe it or not there is ALWAYS Another way to get … Continue reading

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He was Behaving

he was behaving so I took him for a walk things like this don’t last that long for a very good reason. because they just don’t.

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Post ums

Post ums Are when when you have an insight and um you can’t remember it because of short term memory issues secondary to refractory brain function (that means that I was going in one direction and got “defracted”) Also another … Continue reading

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Birdseed Astronomy 101

I think the atomic atoms of darkness must be different In the places were there is more sun they are pink orange and gold In colder climates they are blues purples blacks and grays Pausing here and reeling these fishy … Continue reading

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Rock Climbling

My friend She is my friend for ever and a day was emboldened and went rock climbing I was “oh dear, it is dangerous ,afraid of heights. NO WAY!” I told her to be careful She told me that she … Continue reading

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Merely Human

Just being Merely Human unable to fly but when asked as I walked down the stairs, “what are you doing?” “Well, because I am Merely Human and cannot fly, I am walking down the stairs.” Was my reply. “Merely being … Continue reading

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