Hello, this is the Help Desk
We do try to help you with
whatever you think you got
Money, happiness, fortune and fame
marriage and wedding issues
we help you find someone to blame.
And just in case you think you are happy
Which (since you are on this page) you
are probably not
We can help relocate your brain to a more
advantageous spot of woulda, shoulda, couldas
and if I had only done and why not?
I hope you are are laughing
If that is so we are done
We have accomplished our goal
please close this ticket
We have to go on to the next one….
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