Cannibal Toe Eating Midgets

I know you don’t believe me
But it IS really true
There are Cannibal Toe Eating Midgets
Sleeping in my shoes.
When I put them on
who knows which toes I’ll lose
Maybe they’ll eat them all at once
or slowly one by one
You wouldn’t want that to happen
to your oldest son
Now, because you love me
it is a jungle out there,
You’ll let me wear my flip flops
It’s really only fair
You obviously have been hiding
this issue in your closet too
so I want to wear flip flops just like you
( You can let me know when they have left your shoes
and I will do the same for you)

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