I am going to go for a walk
right now
But not in my pajamas
I am going to fly a kite
right now
But not in my pajamas
I am going to go swimming
right now
But not in my pajamas

I am not going to do a thing
right now
BECAUSE

I am still in my pajamas

We will Never Ever
say we are Bored
EVER again

You NEVER know
what will come
your way.

It could be a disaster
an avalanche or a flood
or something just to
keep you busy
LIKE RAINING MUD
( the clean up after that is
catastrophic)

Pestililence…Black Plague
Tuberculosis there are a million of
these things running around in my head

But the other alternative is
you could be
just dead
And we wouldn’t have to
worry about bored

Would we then?

I am inviting you to dinner
with malice in my heart
raisins up my nose
corn in my ears and
broccoli between my toes

If upon this invitation
you decide to decline
I will cross your little name off my list
and move on down the line
of potential victims for my culinary treats

To discuss this any further
Would ruin the surprise
Of what we are having for dessert….

Just to give you a hint
I had former members
of the Dead Bug Society here last week…..

There is a monster
rolling around in my head
Whispering in my brain
mischevious mutterings
that I can hear with certainty
out loud I could not explain

It was a cute little tiny thing
Then it grew and grew and grew
Now it is so BIG
It is telling me what to do

Banishment is what it needs
Begone! Nevermore!

In my head it does not belong

So I will ignore it
and not feed it
like the dog
living outside my door

Uninvited

Who needs it.

Things that are better left

Unsaid.

Thoughts that are better

left in your head.

Words that want to leap out of

your mouth

Just because you think them

does not mean they neeeeed to be

said

Best to go for a walk instead

ALONE

There has been a complaint
from the management of unauthorized FIG
movement in the frige.

I understand that this is of great concern to the
those on the Board of Ongoing Marital Issues under
the category of “This is why husbands become senile”

Or maybe they are just afraid that if THEY move the figs
back to where they were before for “always” and they come
back and the figs have wandered back to the OTHER place
it might come up the category of “Opps I think I am losing my marbles”

So in that case, as their attorney, I will speak to them and request that they
stop moving.

The figs that is.

The rest of it is just beyond my wanting to be in control.

Which is mostly never.