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Were You Talking?

Were you talking to your sandwich? Wellll I was feeling in a state of Grace that I could talk to it before I ate it and keep a perfectly straight face. I mean instead of a sandwich I could be … Continue reading

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Falling

Falling out of bed is easy as the floor is only but so far down Besides nobody is going to hear you fall if nobody is around The only problem might be if and if your foot gets stuck in … Continue reading

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Usually

Usually I am myself There are expections And those are when I am not.

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Unexpected Beheading

The Emperor was in town It was time for a beheading but no one was around He surveyed the flower beds He said “They are not bowing. Off with their heads!” It was unexpected but necessary.

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Hand in Hand

Lady Lily Pifflesqueek went for a walk she needed to find her Auntie Birdseed to talk about the thoughts she had been having as they sat side by side hand in hand on the Beach with their toes in the … Continue reading

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Morbid Curiosity

Morbid Curiosity just got the upper hand Adherence to the “mind your own business” rule has been violated By me Was sticking my little nose where it don’t belong Oh it was just morbid curiosity What could be the harm … Continue reading

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High Tops

I always wear my High Tops with my Classic Black Dress So if I have to run I can keep up with the rest in Style    

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Squishing

Squishing all the bugs has always been my philosophy Better that I get to them Than them get to me.

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Forwards and Backwards

I love you forwards and backwards I love you upside down I love you when you are here And when you are not around I love it when you knock and then all come bursting through the door All the … Continue reading

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Ashwin and Frank

Ashwin and Frank were talking about ways to get suddenly and surprisingly rich. But they only way they could think of was to rob a bank Ashwin was sure because they were so incongruous I mean he was just a … Continue reading

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