Exceptionally Cute

I am exceptionally cute old lady
except when I back into your car
I am an exceptionally cute old lady
except when I don’t know where I am or who you are
I am an exceptionally cute old lady
except when parking in your space
It didn’t have your name on it nor was it written on your face
I am an exceptionally cute old lady
Oh you say you didn’t lose weight
Perhaps it is because you are standing and
Perhaps I have gotten deaf and shorter
Or it is all settling into one place.
I am an exceptionally cute old lady
And I know you think so too
So you really don’t mind
If I push in front of you.
I am an exceptionally cute old lady and
forgetful too.
But with all those little old lady things
I have a whim to do
At the end of the day
You’d want to be forgetful too