Was having my morning
tea and quiet
and maybe thinking there
was no cause for
alarm
then a HUGE and UGLY
spider decided to jump on me
and make it’s creepy, crawly way
up my arm
I bludgeoned it with my
banana and squished it
with my shoe
Sigh
this is really all a lie
I was having wandering thoughts
about having no excitement in my
life
Figured maybe Fake News about a Personal
Cyber Attack , I mean a Spider Attack ,
might be better than
sitting here quietly drinking my tea
with nothing else to do
