Slithering Salad Dressing,
Grouchy Beans,
Kicking Kolrabi
Bafoony Beets,
Grichy Greens,
Green Onions that won’t sleep,
Titillating Tomatoes,
Gilarious Garlic
Blasting Black Baby Beans
that make you say “Excuse me, oh my”
Confounding Corn with Silly Dill
on the slide
Lettuce not talk about the
Cu-cum-bers or the Suicidal Radishes
Teetering on the Edge
We are only making a Salad

(and whoever said A RaisinCelery is going to wish they hadn’t)