“Better late than never,”
She said as they closed the coffin
There was some last minute shopping
She was trying to get in
Bargains beckoning from the rack
Multiferous (like in many)
crazy colored stockings
almost for free
She had to run out and buy them
So she was late for her own funeral
Naturally

Like she said, ” I couldn’t help myself.
It just popped into my already brain dead brain.”
Some days are just like that
It is really hard to explain

Even to an objective undertaker