Remember the poem that I wrote
you
The one about the half naked man
barbequing in the yard
Well he’s back with a half dead alive chicken
in a shopping cart

so when the dog came and snarffed the
chicken with legs and feathers flying about
(the man was surprised that it happened)

making this stuff would require alot more
imagination than is worth the effort
so you will just have to believe that

this really did happen