There has been a complaint
from the management of unauthorized FIG
movement in the frige.

I understand that this is of great concern to the
those on the Board of Ongoing Marital Issues under
the category of “This is why husbands become senile”

Or maybe they are just afraid that if THEY move the figs
back to where they were before for “always” and they come
back and the figs have wandered back to the OTHER place
it might come up the category of “Opps I think I am losing my marbles”

So in that case, as their attorney, I will speak to them and request that they
stop moving.

The figs that is.

The rest of it is just beyond my wanting to be in control.

Which is mostly never.