Honestly, Officer
The closet door was closed
I just opened it to put my coat
And a bundle of HEAVY PVC pipes
came down upon my delicate little
TOES
Ouch, it hurt like “you know what”
But I iced it truly,truly,true
But it still swelled like a blue mountain
What’s a foot to do?
After traveling across seven time zones and then
getting in a Uber and then a car (and a car again)
I promise until Thursday I will stay in the house
And not do anything as stupid as that
when you let me out.

Hopefully.