I was masquerading as some peppermint
(Don’t worry this is merely in my mind.
It may be a strange occurence for you, but
for me things like this happen all the time)

There I was dressed like peppermint
Swirling round and round
Salad spinner type spinning for those of
you who don’t quite have the picture yet

A second ago I was growing with
my feet firmly planted in the ground

Then a sneaking suspicion overcame me,
as I was going round and round,
that
Yours Truly was going to be put into
salad of Cauliflower Tabouli

Thank you Chef

A least I wasn’t dizzy anymore.