I am having a hard time personing
I want to pop you in the nose
You are stepping on me from 100 yards
and even that is too close
I can feel you squishing and dripping on my toes

I want to say it is nothing personal
but that would be a lie
Especially when you are nowhere near me
and that is too close
I want to jab you in the eye

I just want to meditate on what would happen if
you just disappeared
Right now things are just too much for me
And I can’t stand it when you or any boddies are near

So I am going to just lie down here on the couch
And if you don’t like it
shut up
everyone is entitled to be a grouch