Post ums
Are when when you have an insight
and um you can’t remember it because of
short term memory issues secondary to refractory brain function
(that means that I was going in one direction and got “defracted”)

Also another possibility is that my brain and my phone are
being run by monkeys

But then I remind myself
who I am and consider that it might be

quite ridiculous that anyone would want to carry about
those thoughts that I carrying around in my brain for any great
length of time or even would consider letting me get even close to their brain

Or even make the mistake of writing them on a Post um note