There is really stupid
silly stuff that
we do while we are alone
Such as saying “paint by numbers”
as we wander by our phone
Holy smokes says Alexa
Wow a cow,
Holy moly (which by the way is another way of saying wow)
Welllll we can certainly
take care of this
Right now and how
would you like it it if
I sent secret Google messages to your phone
And then help you order it
It will be there in a week
Delivered to your home.

Oh wait a minute
There seems to be a catch
All the little people that are
the Numberers have been sent home
And no else in the factory knows
how to count

Hmmm so you are going
to have to find something else
to do with your all alone silly time…..