Thank G-d I am an Atheist
For all the things that come my way
I know not where they come from
I guess it is really better just that way
To deny that there is a higher being
who is in charge of all my stuff is about as
close as I can get to playing poker
with a full deck and then try to bluff

But then if you say it in Spanish then
the folks that speak English don’t know
you are an Atheist ,
so REALLY what is the point
but then G-d wouldn’t pick a Spanish speaking
country to live in anyways.
(Bunch of Black Catholics by the name of Frank.)