I am inviting you to dinner
with malice in my heart
raisins up my nose
corn in my ears and
broccoli between my toes

If upon this invitation
you decide to decline
I will cross your little name off my list
and move on down the line
of potential victims for my culinary treats

To discuss this any further
Would ruin the surprise
Of what we are having for dessert….

Just to give you a hint
I had former members
of the Dead Bug Society here last week…..