They came into my house
Those Dangerous Donuts from D&D
They knocked very softly and said
“Pretty please, we’d like to sit on your counter .We will be the quietest
donuts that you will ever encounter.”
“Quiet indeed ,”I said as I invited them in
and popped them into my mouth like the
Walrus and his Oysters of Alice (Lewis
Carroll’s dear friend…)
Finishing them all off I licked my lips and said with a grin “the pleasure is mine
please come back with more the next time and I will be sure
to let you  back in!”