Keys are gone again without a trace
Why does this happen I know I ALWAYS
put them in the same place.
Oh masterful brain
please help save time
I will look for them even though
they are not mine
Keys are sneaky tiny things
they hang out in places
where your hands have been
But if I tell you where they were found
like in small places
that keys go when pants are hung
upside down

It takes all the fun out of hide and go seek