Sitting on the edge
Snackered as can be
I think it might be catching
so don’t sit too close to me.
Mad as Hatter swimming in a cup of
Magic Tea.
Once again be careful don’t come too
close to me.
Once again I am snackered you can spread me
on a cracker or like peanut butter between two
pieces of burnt toast.
Of course it is amusing
my friends are suffering from the illusion
that I am normal as normal as can be.
That is why they think it is okay that I have been
invited to a wedding of the Royal Family that is
being shown on T.V.
Yes, I am snackered as snackered as can be.
Dear Miss Birdseed,
Want to know exactly how “snackered” I am?? I kept searching for mrsbirdseed.com instead of missbirdseed.com. Thanks for the claifying the correct web address (and for un-snackering me, for today). Loved the poem. Mrs Chockfullofnuts (the heavenly coffee)