Monthly Archives: April 2016

But Not in My Pajamas

I am going to go for a walk right now But not in my pajamas I am going to fly a kite right now But not in my pajamas I am going to go swimming right now But not in … Continue reading

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We Will Never Say

We will Never Ever say we are Bored EVER again You NEVER know what will come your way. It could be a disaster an avalanche or a flood or something just to keep you busy LIKE RAINING MUD ( the … Continue reading

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With Malice in My Heart

I am inviting you to dinner with malice in my heart raisins up my nose corn in my ears and broccoli between my toes If upon this invitation you decide to decline I will cross your little name off my … Continue reading

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The Monster in My Head

There is a monster rolling around in my head Whispering in my brain mischevious mutterings that I can hear with certainty out loud I could not explain It was a cute little tiny thing Then it grew and grew and … Continue reading

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Things Better Left Unsaid

Things that are better left Unsaid. Thoughts that are better left in your head. Words that want to leap out of your mouth Just because you think them does not mean they neeeeed to be said Best to go for … Continue reading

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Figs

There has been a complaint from the management of unauthorized FIG movement in the frige. I understand that this is of great concern to the those on the Board of Ongoing Marital Issues under the category of “This is why … Continue reading

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