I am really batshit crazy now
Going round the bend
I am only telling you this because you
are my friend
I have lost track of all the many viruses
that are on my hands and everywhere
Is it possible that this is just a plot
and they are not reaaaaally there.
So because you are my friend,
if you see me coming round
Please put on your sunglasses and mask
and run the other way.
And we will meet again as friends
but right now it is just not happening
At least not today.